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Chris Hartley ([personal profile] thechoiceisyours) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-04-08 08:16 pm

004 [Text] | Late 4/8

[Hopefully everyone has recovered from their hangovers and energy drink comas by now, but if not he's using text to be courteous. Also because it's really late, and because this message works better in text anyway.]

So this isn't exactly a huge important development or whatever, but if your usual texting back home involved emojis I'm sure you'll be ecstatic to know that you can send them here now, too.

[There's a link to install a small program on the phones, which enables a smiling face, a scowling face, and a hand giving the finger.]

Options are kind of limited to happy, unhappy, and pissed off, but never fear. Any additional emoji requests can be submitted to Emily, who I'm sure will totally love fulfilling them for you since she's the master artist here; I just do the scripting. Definitely request as many inane emojis as you could possibly want. Make sure to ask her every time you talk to her if they're done yet, too.

[Sorry Emily. Harmless revenge is sweet.]

So yeah. Have fun.
bekommen: (mad bull lost its way.)

text.

[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
whats a emoji
bekommen: (mad bull lost its way.)

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[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[She pretty much predates that expression too, so.]

whats salt gotta do w nething
bekommen: (i can't get no satisfaction.)

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[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, where is the lie.]

thats even more dumb
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bekommen: (mad bull lost its way.)

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[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nnnnope.]

whats rn mean

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unfollowing: (it was just a prank)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-04-09 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
it's a bastardization of 絵文字 (e mo ji). it means picture-character
bekommen: (gimme shelter.)

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[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
what is that chinese
unfollowing: (are you kidding me)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-04-09 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
oh my fuCKING GOD. not this shit again

it's JAPANESE. you know. that country everybody's all obsessed with because things are ~*~*~*SO KAWAII~*~*~*~ and all that fetishy bullshit

do you think all asians look the same, too?
bekommen: (mad bull lost its way.)

[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno i dont know any asians

have a fuckin stroke about it christ
unfollowing: (are you kidding me)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-04-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[W O W holy shit.]

god your life must be pathetic if all you do is hang out with idiots like you

fuck off


[Insert flip-off emoji here.]
bekommen: (i'm sorry there's nothing to save.)

[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
yea well who fuckin asked u bitch
unfollowing: (whatever)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-04-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
you

literally you

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bekommen: (i can't get no satisfaction.)

video because fuck emojis

[personal profile] bekommen 2016-04-09 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, have a scowling Nick actually flipping you off, then.]

voice because no fuck this

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[personal profile] whichend 2016-04-09 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I do not know what a kawaii is but keep those stars away from me.
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-04-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
nobody told you to read messages that aren't even directed to you

"kawaii" means "cute" in japanese

[personal profile] whichend 2016-04-09 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
If I only did what I was told I would not be alive right now.

Those stars are not cute though.
unfollowing: (the blood is symbolic i guess)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-04-09 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
okay whatever

thank you, they aren't, but there are these fucking assholes from back home who think they are and call everything kawaii and i am SO SICK OF IT. fuckers need to pick another language to fetishize, holy shit

[personal profile] whichend 2016-04-09 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
They could try the tongue of Old Ghis. There is no way to speak it without sounding like a dying animal. Jest's on them.

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