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Dr. Newt Geiszler ([personal profile] fortunefavored) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-06-19 04:48 pm

[video] - Backdated to July 18th

[Newt is in Hope's Temple. He is Pissed. In fact, it's almost possible to say he's gone all the way into Angry.]

Listen up, so there's this giant triangle-headed asshole dragging an enormous cleaver around. His name is Pyramid Head, and if he catches you, he will rip your skin off, disembowel you, and then play with your insides. For fun. Trust me, avoid him at all costs. Stay in a temple if you need to. In fact, considering how much more fucked up this place just got, I'd even recommend it at this point. This guy is way faster than he looks and he has zero mercy for anyone. It doesn't matter how powerful you think you are, Pyramid Head will rip you in half. Literally.

[his expression darkens even furth, if at all possible]

And for the idiot who pulled him in here? Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck whatever you were trying to accomplish because dragging fuckING PYRAMID HEAD IN HERE [yep we have gotten up to a yell, ladies and gentlemen, that sure is a bunch screechy yelling] WAS NOT A SOLUTION!

[and the screen goes dark as he hangs up]
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-06-20 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a stupid name. Is that really what it's called or did you just make that up on your own?
verinumeri: (pic#7036079)

[quasi voice]

[personal profile] verinumeri 2016-06-20 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ CUE EXTREMELY AUDIBLE SNORT FROM SOMEWHERE BEHIND NEWTON. SOMEHOW ANYONE HEARING IT KNOWS THAT IT IS DISTINCTLY DERISIVE. ]
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-06-21 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Then who the hell did and where the hell did it come from?
circumitus: even drones can fly away.... the queen is their slave... (chill out big head)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-06-26 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That last place is sounding more and more like a real shit-show.
circumitus: Legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense. (we walked 2 miles)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-06-26 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well. From the sounds of it, you got a pretty shitty trade-off.

[Sucks to be you, bro.]
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-06-26 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Except for when things have been going dark and you're not even safe as houses in the houses anymore. But yes, suppose we haven't hit rock bottom quite yet.