keep_smiling: (howdy)
Elmer C. Albatross | the Smile Junkie ([personal profile] keep_smiling) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-08-02 10:04 pm

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Hello everyone! If we haven't met, my name is Elmer. I've been here for a few weeks now, I suppose. It's good to meet you all! This place is pretty interesting, to say the least, and everyone I've met has been very fascinating. It's nice to meet so many people from places so different from my own. \(^O^)/

I have a question, though! I'm looking for a man named Victor Talbot. He was here not too long ago and now I've lost track of him completely. Typical for him, really, but in this closed-off city, I feel like it'd be harder to just disappear like that. Maybe you've seen him? Dark hair, glasses, cool sideburns, yells a lot. Let me know if you see him. Or if you're reading this, Victor, say hi already! (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ

While I have your attention, why not tell me a little about yourself? Let's break the ice this way: tell me one thing that makes you smile, no matter what. What's guaranteed to cheer you up? (・w・)
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
you know that guy?
haven't seen him around in a few weeks.
best case scenario is that supposedly people sometimes get sent back to wherever they came from.


[Worst case is that they went out into the caves and got eaten/mutilated and not revived yet (or at all), but let's just even humor that thought. Or Elmer's latter query, for that matter.]
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
if we're going by what we've been told as fact, that wouldn't be possible since they don't have the ability to pick and choose who gets to stay here. or so they claim.
which could arguably be a good thing, depending on how you look at it.
circumitus: - XOXO dad (time to smoke my breakfast)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-04 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
that right?
how far apart were you?
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-05 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
70 years?
so, what? he was 80 or 90 something when you met him?
circumitus: I ONLY KNOW HOLA. (EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-07 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
immortal?

[Amazingly enough, the 98-year-old synthetic woman with a father who is over three centuries old isn't very stunned. Not that she can convey that much through text, being less emoji-inclined than Elmer is.]

how did that happen?
circumitus: (goddammit you're a loose cannon)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
we're all trapped in an underground city in an alternate universe where other people have been brought to from other worlds and timelines because of some gods and a door that's capable of accessing the multiverse.

if you say you made a deal with a demon then that seems just as plausible as everything else that happens here.

so, what?
did you sell your soul for immortality or something?
circumitus: ...and then i realized im still drunk. (thinking 'wow glad i'm not hungover')

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
for what it's worth it doesn't sound like the craziest thing anyone has ever said around here.
what "few stories" do you have? do people have powers in your world too?
besides being immortal and demon that is.

interesting. never would've pegged demons for being nice.
have never met one to know one way or the other, admittedly.
how were you able to summon him?
circumitus: (503): forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you (i wanna bring you to show and tell)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-10 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
there was no catch or anything tho?
he couldn't have given you guys immortality just because.
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
why? there a way to hurt or kill an immortal?







you don't have to answer that, honestly. don't have any desire to do either of those things anyway.
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
suppose that would make sense.
how long have you been immortal?
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-08-14 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
that's not too bad.
my father's been around for about that long.
tho you do look much younger than he does, so good job.