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ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ʜʏᴘᴇʀɪᴏɴ ғᴜᴄᴋʙᴏʏ ʀʜʏs ([personal profile] hybridification) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-09-14 05:10 pm

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Hey guys!

[Comes Rhys' familiar voice, annoying as ever as the camera flips on. He's sitting in his disheveled bedroom, clearly a little sleep deprived, but accomplished and seemingly triumphant all the same.]

I wanted to wait until I was sure that there's nothing bad going on before releasing my next game. Are you guys ready for it? It's Mrs. Pac-Man, and it took me forever because- well, funny story actually, it's really easy to code the ghosts to take the shortest route to get to you and kill you, but it's kind of harder to program in other difficulty levels where it's not super tough, and so I was looking into it and developed this nifty algorithm for the easy and medium difficulties, and-

[...and he's getting ahead of himself and saying shit that nobody cares about. At least everyone totally has time to listen because nothing bad is going on!]

-well, anyway, it's a really cool game about a badass lady sphere. You can all download and play it, but uh, I'm gonna need at least five of you to give it a shot.

Have at it!

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circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-09-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well done.

[Whether she actually means that or she's referring to Rhys' shockingly impressive timing once again, it's hard to say even by the tone of her voice. Wups.]
circumitus: Keep up the good work. (it's a 12/12/12 miracle)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-09-17 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh.]

In all fairness, people could probably use the distraction right now.

[Better to be preoccupied than freaked out, right?]
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-09-19 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't aware that we were taking sides now.
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-09-22 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well. Can't really blame them, either. Your timing could be better.

That isn't to say that panicking and freaking out is a much better alternative.
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-09-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't do anything stupid. You wouldn't be so awesome if you end up getting yourself chewed on by a dead person out there.
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-09-30 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Saves some people the trouble of having to save your ass in a not awesome way.

[And by "some people" she might be meaning herself. And anyone else Rhys is using as meatshields.]
Edited (what the hell fingers) 2016-09-30 03:41 (UTC)
circumitus: even drones can fly away.... the queen is their slave... (chill out big head)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sure you don't.

[You hear that, Rhys? This is the sound of someone who thinks you're full of it.]
circumitus: I ONLY KNOW HOLA. (EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-16 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but how well do you know how to use those--

[Wait.]

You have a robot?
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-22 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Because zaps and cuteness aren't going to do much against what's outside right now?
circumitus: even drones can fly away.... the queen is their slave... (chill out big head)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-27 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there anyone here who that would even apply to?

[She can't think of a single person with a "really weak nervous system" in town.]
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-29 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rhys no.]

You probably shouldn't ever tell that thing to paralyze a small child. That is unnecessary.

...Unless that child is pointing a gun at you.

[Shit happens.]