notjustinthemirror: (Judging you)
Alcohol Demon ([personal profile] notjustinthemirror) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-10-16 08:59 pm

Video || Double the Authority

[The feed crackles to life to show the Alcohol Demon, tossing something gold and silver between his bandaged hands. He holds it up to the screen: a shiny police badge. Sure looks official. For Chicago and everything.]

Anyone missing one of these? Whoever you are you're a damn shitty cop if you're losing your badge.

Also pretty sure Serial Crimes Unit outweighs detective, so that makes me your superior. Report in.
circumitus: Keep up the good work. (it's a 12/12/12 miracle)

[voice]

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-18 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously saying you worked for some branch of government? Really?
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-19 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Or you could just be a psycho impersonating a government agent. Pretty sure that was a crime at some point.
circumitus: How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP. (are you kidding me?)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-19 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Implying that the world wasn't already fucked to start.
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-22 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Call it a hunch.
circumitus: Keep up the good work. (it's a 12/12/12 miracle)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-28 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The "technicality" and "not entirety untrue" parts do not inspire much confidence.
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-10-29 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

[Like she cares.]

You'd be the last person on-call for such a situation, anyway.