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connor walsh. ([personal profile] iustitiae) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-11-20 04:35 pm

two; video

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-27 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Ketchup? Really?]

disappointed in you.

[Attached is the following image:]

skelebro: (force myself to walk that line)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-27 01:27 am (UTC)(link)


go big or go home.
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-27 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
who even needs that much sriracha?
skelebro: (chinhands)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-27 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
someone who's about to replace all the ketchup in the house with it.

[DON'T TELL PAPYRUS.]
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
replacing ketchup with chili sauce?
this place really does attract evil.
skelebro: (that sounds fake but ok)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-27 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
it's possible i might have a problem.
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-28 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
to put it mildly.

[Ba-dum pssssh!]
skelebro: (badabing)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-28 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
hey, that was pretty good.
circumitus: I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised. (so you threw a sword at me last night)

it's true, i didn't realize it was a pun at all until i'd typed it.

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[wait what-

[...oh, oh no.]


huh.
wasn't even trying that time.
skelebro: (take the easy road)

lmao

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-28 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
no?
and here i thought you were just being saucy.
skelebro: (force myself to walk that line)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-28 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
guess you've figured out the "sauce" of my humor.
skelebro: (it's raining somewhere else)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
really?
or am i just batter than this?
skelebro: (doot doot)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-28 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
that's the great thing about being four feet tall.
you just can't possibly get any lower.
skelebro: (this little mcfuckface)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
maybe i'll get so small i'll shrink outta existence.

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circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
looks like you're going to need a new zinger.
skelebro: (they downgraded to a fuckton)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like work.
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-29 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
skelebro: (doot doot)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-29 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
how'd you "piece" that one together?
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-30 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
don't change the subject. these are trifling matters.
skelebro: (tbh)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-11-30 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
sure, but they can still be important. just to be eclair.

fuck now i do too

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