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[armcollector]

hail and well met good citizens of hadriel! i am magnus burnsides, and i am new to this whole. thing. this thing i am holding in my hands. sorry if i make any weird faux pas i was literally born yesterday. i am but a babe in this land of science fiction.

this is beside my point here but there are a LOT of weird things in these houses?? does anyone know what these machines are for?? i tried pressing some buttons but now the place just smells like bad eggs?

anyway the point is:
is there any way to get back something the door didnt bring with you? like a special weapon or beloved pet or dwarven cleric? does the door do delivery basically is what im asking here. can i order take out from the door. can i special order fries from the door.

i know i just have a ton of questions and nothing really useful to offer in return. tell you what, ill make you a sweet wooden duck or something as thanks. willing to be flexible on the shape of the wooden item. alternately if you got something made of wood and its broken i can take care of that for ya. help me and ill help you?

ok thanks love you see you!

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[sweariff]

i don't know what boggles the mind more: that you'd just throw that under the "oops" category, or that there's actually a world out there where magic and costco exist side-by-side

[Because this is the second time he's brought it up so it can't be a fluke or some sort of deranged fever dream, this is the REAL DEAL.]

there seems to be enough magic users here to help out with that
maybe you could get one of them to enspell it?

[armcollector]

look, technically it wasn't my fault. the door decided to get me with my knickers down. i came in fully empty.

[And Magnus is a little annoyed that he's apparently the only one this happened to. He's starting to feel singled out here.]

i've got a magic friend but his thing is more turning stuff into other stuff.
so i guess consider me on the market for a good magicking.

[sweariff]

well at least the fish doesn't have to put up with this stupid shit, so one of you got lucky

[Assuming it's not dead. It's probably dead.]

how many ducks would you price one of those at? just in case i decide to ask around for you

[armcollector]

yeah, true.
steven experiences a full range of emotion and maybe bringing him here to be spooked a bunch for godpower would be unethical treatment of animals.

[He's joking it off, but he's sincerely worried about his fish. He loves that thing, okay.]

hell, i'd make a fancy chair or something if someone enchanted an axe for me.
as long as they want it and it's made of wood i can make it for them.

[sweariff]

i never thought i'd argue for a fish's pride, but maybe he's tougher than you think he is.
a group of asswipes with god complexes feels like it'd be the next step up from a bunch of invisible monsters. logical progression, or something.

[Ehhh, throw the dude a bone, why not.]

i'll keep an eye out. i'm sure there's someone who would do it for less.

[armcollector]

yeah...
you're right. steven can hold his own. probably.
i don't really know the details on his powers but he is technically also a magic fish. like that should be noted. for the record.

[Magnus isn't even 100% sure Steven's not immortal.]

thanks dude! hey, uh, i'm always bad about forgetting to ask this, but what's your name anyway?