2nd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

if any of you guys touch eddie kaspbrak im gonna come after you right back
i've faced way scarier things than you motherfuckers

[ guess who has no idea what's going on it's this kid]

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[paragonbrosca]

This one is! He's a mabari and they're bred to be as smart as they are tough. I've found him to be smarter than some on two legs, and with far less bullshit.

[Garahel pants happily, wagging his tail.]

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[trashmouths]

[ Okay. Realistically, Richie should look at this unusually short lady and ask about more protection. And thank her, probably. He should do all the polite things and logical things going around in his brain. Does he? ]

Can it do math?

[ Nope. ]

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[paragonbrosca]

Simple math, yeah. Barkspawn, bring me four of your toys.

[The mabari rushes off to do just that, because why not, they don't have anything better to do at the moment. He places the last one down after making it squeak, wagging his tail happily.]

He'll bring me stuff I didn't ask for, either. Like a random ball of tangled yarn, or a wine bottle or someone's pantaloons. I'm not kidding.