[Which is... also untrue? The Visitor is very physical when it wants to be, when he lets it. But whatever, close enough. He doesn't want to get into it. He also doesn't want to get into explaining his own jokes, but here they are. As dryly as possible:]
There are pirates here, actually, but that's besides the point. It was fucking sarcasm. [Uhhh whoops maybe dial it back a bit there.]
And if that thing's a monster that lures victims into opening it, why are you trying to open it? It's probably just gonna snap your hands off. [OR NOT...
He forces himself to take a deep breath.]
At least open it from the hinge side, or use a crowbar or something.
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I mean not the physical kind.
[Which is... also untrue? The Visitor is very physical when it wants to be, when he lets it. But whatever, close enough. He doesn't want to get into it. He also doesn't want to get into explaining his own jokes, but here they are. As dryly as possible:]
There are pirates here, actually, but that's besides the point. It was fucking sarcasm. [Uhhh whoops maybe dial it back a bit there.]
And if that thing's a monster that lures victims into opening it, why are you trying to open it? It's probably just gonna snap your hands off. [OR NOT...
He forces himself to take a deep breath.]
At least open it from the hinge side, or use a crowbar or something.