003 [Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[The video feed turns on to show what is probably a strange pair of people to be making a post together. It's also a really, really important post about an incredibly important subject.

Chris offers a small grin and a wave at the camera.]

Okay, so, I feel like I should say that I'm not announcing anything horrible about monsters this time. Just... Making that clear upfront.

[Is everyone relieved? Good.]

Instead, Cashmere and I are taking a super important poll.

[He glances toward Cashmere, waiting to see if she wants to continue from here.]

Very important. [ She agrees and pauses for a moment, fixing her hair in the camera. ]

I'm sure you’ve all noticed Chris and I have something special in common. So we need to know who else out there shares our special quality. Are you blonde?

[ Yes, she is serious. ]

We're here to make sure those of us who are blonde are having the most fun. If you're not having fun, we’ll think of a way to fix that.

[ She glances to Chris. Ideas?

Chris looks over at her in response, then fixes the video with a serious expression.]

Yeah. And if you are having fun, could you like... Tell us your secrets? Because that'd be pretty awesome.

[That covers the totally important stuff, he thinks. Any last remarks, Cashmere?]

Non-blondes need not reply. [ That should win some friends. ]

Comments

[64th]

Oh I like the way you think.

[ she knows who she's calling if she ever needs some first class bitchiness to back her up. ]

[unfollowing]

well yeah

[Honestly Cashmere do you not know the rules. Emily is always right. Nothing else matters, because Emily is always right. Hello.]

good to know you agree

[Watch out, Hadriel. This is the beginning of beautiful teamwork.]

[64th]

[ may not always right because Cashmere is still convinced she and Chris have made the best network post ever, which Emily does not really seem on board with.
so mostly right, anyway. ]

Smart women have to stick together.

[ hopefully Hadriel doesn't get on their bad side. ]

[unfollowing]

[Well that's what you get for posting about how blondes are the best or whatever lies you believe, just sayin.]

you now know how to reach me for when the smart women are getting together

[To talk shit, to talk about the idiots in their lives, to talk about nearly whatever.]