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[burn_all_the_babies]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]

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[burn_all_the_babies]

[ He sure is! In fact, Sans is probably one of Tina's favourite people in the City so far, after all, he did help her find a place to stay that was full of supplies! ]

Nah, yoos'a good monsta yo! I mean the kind that'll rip ya face off and wear it like a mask! ... Uh, unless that's the kinda shizz you get up to at the weekends? I ain't judgin'!!

Oh oh oh! Yea bring ya bros, bring all ya bros! Bring dem fine sistas too, if ya know what I mean.

[skelebro]

Well, I know a couple of kids that look to be about your age. Could bring 'em along too, presumin' you'd be interested in that kinda thing.

[Which, uh. He's not an expert here, but he presumably "adventures" is gonna involve some kind of simulated violence. And that's better than the real thing, anyway. Might be a successful kinda diversion, and that's always nice.

God knows after these last few days he could use one, and he thinks the kids could do.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ This is a game hosted by Tiny Tina... There is always a chance that things could in fact turn violent, even if playful! Sure, she's wanting to gather some people to play a table top game with her, but what she's forgotten to mention, is that she's been looking for real, living monsters to play with them... Maybe she should have said that earlier? ]

Kids? Like 13 year olds? Like me?!

[ she's a little startled by that. Tina's never really been around other children, she's always been surrounded by adults. She's both happy and nervous about the idea. ]

Oh man! Yea bring 'em over! I'd like t'see how tall I am compared to them!

[skelebro]

Think they might be a little younger, but yeah.

[Who'da thunk kids would'a showed up here, huh? Who'da thunk there'd be a whole mess of them, about as unprepared for the horrors of an underground cave-city as one could expect? Or maybe a little too prepared, huh.

But he could use a break. Frisk - Frisk could use a break. Chara, he thinks, could probably use a break. The past few days have been real tryin' and real frustrating for all parties, and he did say a game night might be in order.]

But, uh, sure. I'll give 'em a ring and see if they're interested.

[burn_all_the_babies]

D'aww ikkle kiddies.

[ Tina might fall under the category of those who thrive in this kind of situation. Her ability to adapt and scavenge what she needs helps her thrive rather then suffer. Though, she is prone to biting off more than she can chew from time to time. ]

Good plan~ Great plan! I'll be awaiting yoos ladies for an elegant game then.

[skelebro]

Sounds like a plan.

[He's gonna be real upset if he ends up havin' to be the honorary skeleton uncle for every kid in this cave, 'cause he don't really have the credentials for that.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

You want me to give ya a shout when I've got mah characters and all that bizz sorted? If ya tell me what class you want, I'll make sure you get is, seein' as I give yoo shotgun on the pick!

[ Aw but Tina's never had a skeleton uncle before! ]

[skelebro]

My class?

[Sorry Tina, no one ever dropped a complete and up-to-date Dungeons and Dragons manual - any of them, really, take your pick - in the garbage dump, so it never floated on down into his scope of insight regarding humanity.]

Anything, long as it ain't world history. [So he defaults to funky wordplay.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

Ight! Seein' as yous make me laugh a lung up and all! Imma make you the parties Bard! Though we both know you're low-key rogue, so I ain't gonna be watchin' yoos stealth your way into settin' traps and shiz!

[ It's okay, Tina's version of Dungeons and Dragons is questionable, at best it's just her way of getting people to do entertaining shit for her. Still, the set up's pretty much the same. ]

[skelebro]

[...huh. That sounds about right, actually. Low-key rogue, but a guy with a fondness for jokes and song? Yeah, that's right on the nose. Right on the proverbial nose - the nasal cavity, anyway.]

Hey, that's pretty good. All right, you can pencil me in for that.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Doesn't it just? Tina's a good judge of character... Most of the time, she's just not fussy about who she spends her time with is all. ]

Awww yiss! Yous ain't gonna regret it bone-bro! I coulds probably make'ya an flute or some shit to go with it!

[skelebro]

Gonna write me a note to go with it?

[Ba dum tish. What? Don't give him that look; music puns are always a magnum opus.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

Snurk~!

[ Tina made a little nose-laugh sound at Sans' pun. He was cool like that and whereas Tin didn't actually know enough musical terms to reply with something witty and grand, she still had a go. ]

Me? Nah, I'm about as musical as an amputee! Can't hold a tune, can't carry a note!

[skelebro]

[Sans laughs. It's more of a snort-huff kinda deal, but don't ask how he finds ways to make those kinds of noises without the requisite organs; just like the case with most things illogical about him, he just kinda does.]

Cripes kid, that was awful.

[He sounds downright delighted about it.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

NO WAIT! I said it wrong! Grrr!

[ Tina threw a very small and for her, a very quiet temper tantrum. ]

I'll have yoo know I'm very~ musical MMM! Butt yea boi! Imma make yoo a badass flute to boot! Yu gonna be the most raddest for Bards in like 5eva SON!

[skelebro]

[That just gets him laughin' more. He still ain't really sure what her deal is, but she seems...all right, if a bit on the strange side. He don't know a single kid that ain't on the strange side, though, so that's all to the good.]

Welp. Guess I'll see ya then, kiddo.