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Alphys ([personal profile] sciencelizard) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-12-02 08:13 pm

✫ 001 [text, filtered away from Sans and Papyrus]

hey there!!!!!!
so uh hypothetically if you were in a prank war with your roommates
and you were running out of ideas bc one of them already sabotaged the plumbing
how would you escalate that
without killing them and/or blowing up the house

[It's not even remotely hypothetical. The last week or so in the skeleton-and-lizard household have been ridiculous.]

oh and uhm
for ppl whove asked the gods for stuff before
how do you go about spreading hope lmao
i was thinking of a mew mew marathon maybe but its all on my laptop
which im... trying to get the charger for so uh
maybe talk to me about your favorite tv shows?? or something??????????
thnx =^w^=
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-12-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)

this is because of the hot sauce isnt it?
circumitus: Keep up the good work. (it's a 12/12/12 miracle)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-12-04 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
not exactly.
just might have given him the idea.

circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-12-05 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[In all fairness, it isn't like Rey specifically told Sans to exact such a prank. Just gave him the idea without the intent to do so.]

well if he didn't apologize then that's just downright rude.

you said you were taking suggestions tho?
guess retaliation us the only option.
circumitus: There's my chippy! (where's my chippy?)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-12-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
prank war, huh?
might know a thing or two about those.

[Especially the "war" aspect of it.]

got any duct tape or saran wrap at your place?
circumitus: - XOXO dad (time to smoke my breakfast)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-12-21 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
will be easier to just show you. you'll probably need help anyway.
is he sleeping right now?
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-12-29 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
even better.
be there soon.

[Rey doesn't even need to ask for the address since, hurr durr, she already knows now.]