There you go, making assumptions again! Never made any claim to be a member of the Guard. But if you want to volunteer your abilities to them, go ahead. Might help prevent future incidents like yours. [Le shrug.]

You're suggesting that we instill laws in a city where people come from various worlds with different laws. That's not going to go over very well. Neither will a government, considering that the Door is just as likely to take people away from here at random as they are to show up. Any elected or appointed position could end up empty within a few week after it's been filled.

If anything, the gods would have the closest thing to authority in this place.