[Gren is just completely ignoring Taako right now.]

Is lube the only thing you're allowed to touch on this mortal fuckin' plane or whatever? Because that's a weird fuckin' rule. Should I be worried about that? Lubed-up fuckin' ghosts comin' out of the walls, drippin' on my carpet?

[This conversation took a dive straight into weird shit and just never surfaced. They're just bravely forging onward into the eldritch depths.]