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[Ty has a scowl on his face when he makes this video, rocking back and forth again in that self-soothing manner as he pointedly does not look at the screen. He's hugging his arm to his chest tightly, knuckles white, and his free hand is held uselessly in the air, at least a dozen small bleeding cuts all over it as he makes squeezing motions with his fingers. He cringes as he does it, looking tense and distressed, but he doesn't stop the movement.]

The library here is pointless. You can't read any of the books. I wanted to find the Sherlock Holmes stories, but it doesn't have them. It doesn't even have a cookbook. I need a cookbook. I don't know how to cook, and I don't want to eat toast anymore, and the stove didn't make the macaroni right. The microwave only makes things explode.

I went looking for animals, and there aren't any I can find in the city. All the animals in the tunnels are big and mean. There aren't any nice animals. All the tunnels lead you right back here. Whoever made the tunnels like that, it isn't funny or nice.

[Ty takes in a deep, trembling breath and lets it out once he's gotten that little tirade over with, then goes back to why he's making this video in the first place.] I need a cookbook. And instructions for the stove.

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[unitas]

You... [ She clears her throat. ] You're telling me you want a cookbook for food that no other world has? Your best bet is to make it yourself and go vegan.

[musicandmovement]

[He makes a frustrated noise.] I don't know how to make food. I've never cooked before. Julian always did it.

[unitas]

Sorry to hear that. [ She does not sound sorry. ] Might want to ask for cooking lessons.

[musicandmovement]

Okay. Will you give me cooking lessons?

[unitas]

I can barely cook myself. [ But then she sighs. ] Look, first you've got to figure out what you like from Sorrow's garden. You won't like everything but everything is edible, even raw.

So, there's your first lesson: figure out what you like and don't like.

[musicandmovement]

Why is it called Sorrow's garden? [That doesn't seem like a good name for a place you can get food from.]

[unitas]

Each god has it's.... thing. Hope brings back the dead, Delight is dumb with alcohol, Rage is the armory, Sorrow brought with him a shitty garden so Hope wasn't providing all the food and could put his energy to more important things.