We were trying to sneak into this restricted area, right? And I fucking suck at sneaking, and this security guard caught me, so I just... turned him into a turtle and stuck him in my pocket. It was the smallest thing I could think of on short notice.
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We were trying to sneak into this restricted area, right? And I fucking suck at sneaking, and this security guard caught me, so I just... turned him into a turtle and stuck him in my pocket. It was the smallest thing I could think of on short notice.