I can't say I blame him.

[But okay, good, no harm done; that's what matters. And alright, now he needs to think of some more good ones...]

I was once shot by another agent on accident during a case, I've been arrested under suspicion of being a serial killer, and I was part of a car chase that involved an ice cream truck with a clown sign on it.

[Hopefully those are all equally outlandish and therefore difficult to pick out the lie from.]