[He offers a half-hearted glare for that.]

I just made the mistake of thinking she had a sense of humor. Turns out not so much.

[But he can't keep up even the barely-glare for long.]

But it's fine; I met Daisy a few months later.

[And that was way more important. But okay, enough about his dating history--]

You totally owe me some stories about your own previous significant others now.