Video 3 - George's room

[toiletseat_girl]

[the video opens on an average-looking teenage girl sitting cross legged on a chair, looking awkward.

very awkward.

very, very, very awkward.

she opens her mouth, then closes it. then opens it again to ask]

So, um. This is gonna sound stupid? Probably because it is. But does anyone have any tips for how to--how to flirt? 'Cause I don't know how. Like, at all.

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[ex_break829]

[ fucking RISKY BUSINESS SOCK SKIDS right into this here post. ]

Flirting, huh? I could teach a masterclass on flirting, sweetheart.

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[pellameno]

[ They're both home right now and shortly after she posts to the network Pell appears in her doorway, holding his phone up and looking extremely curious. ]

I'm going to need to know the story behind this.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[skeptical voice is skeptical]

Really. What kind of flirting. And the name's George.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[awkward look times 100000]

...nothing. It's just. I don't know how.

[ex_break829]

Right, yeah, George, not Georgia, I remember.

[ that cavalier acknowledgement is the closest you're gonna get to an apology, george, enjoy it. ]

And you know, flirting. Seduction! Okay, okay, so I'm gonna come at it from the guy's perspective, but I've had enough ladies throwin' 'emselves at me that I have a preeeetty good idea of what works.

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[pellameno]

I got that, yes. But you wouldn't be asking for tips unless you were interested in someone.

[ Spill it, George. ]

[toiletseat_girl]

Thank you.

[she will. she's just basking in its glory]

No, no, I don't necessarily mean seduction. Not yet, anyway. Just. Trying to get someone interested.

[ex_break829]

So.... seduction.

[Audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Is he cute?

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[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Or she?

[He adds after a minute]

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[toiletseat_girl]

[she crosses her arms over her chest and looks even more awkward (if that's possible)]

Okay. There's someone I'm interested in. Problem is, I think I've been friendzoned.

[Private audio]

[toiletseat_girl]

Yes, she's cute. She's very cute.

[toiletseat_girl]

[do you hear that sound? that's George's brain short-circuiting]

Fine. Fine. Eventually, yes. But getting someone interested first.

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[pellameno]

[ Alright, he's coming in. Hope you don't have any underwear lying around or anything, George. ]

What exactly does that mean?

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Are you friends?

[nowherewolf]

That depends, what're you tryin' to get out of it? Relationships, or benefits?

[Business or pleasure?]

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[toiletseat_girl]

[nope, no underwear or anything otherwise incriminating. thank God]

It means that we're friends and I think that's all she sees me as.

[toiletseat_girl]

Yes. Problem is, I think that's all I'm seen as.

[toiletseat_girl]

[ye gods, someone she'd be open to flirting with. help]

Relationship. Preferably. I'm not into the whole [she waves her hands around] sleeping with people left, right, and center thing.

[ex_break829]

Getting someone interested is part of it. First off: we talking a guy or a girl? Don't worry, I'm not gonna judge ya.

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[pellameno]

[ Pell is definitely not the best person to talk to about this -- besides not knowing how to flirt, he also has sex with his friends. And his not friends. Wraeththu culture is very open, okay? But he does understand feelings, so that's where he's going to start. ]

And you want more than that. Like what?

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Well that doesn't mean that can't change. People change how they see each other all the time.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[and George is repressed. and saw one crush hop a ride on someone else's afterlife and another turned out to be interested in her dad. yuck]

Like a girlfriend?

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, but. I need ideas for how to get from one way to another.

FORGOT TO SAY THIS WAS VIDEO WHOOPS

[nowherewolf]

[Yep lmao.]

Okay well, I got less experience with that. [And wow he's totally into the left right and center thing don't judge.]

But it's probably not that different. [He makes a dismissive hand gesture.]

When you're playing the game, it mostly comes down to one thing: confidence. Whatever you're doing, own it. And if you don't feel confident? Then fake it till you make it.