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[unheeled]

[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.

So here goes.]

anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.

[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.

...

...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]

strongly prefer nonhumans.


(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )

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[braveoff]

[ Drake sees the name on that post and realizes he should have been way more thorough with zombie education. ]

Rita, you can't. We're contagious.

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[evocation]

uh
nice to meet you too, i guess
are you new?

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[unheeled]

[Yeeeaaahh, Vaughn sure as hell didn't prepare her to be a zombie anywhere outside the company basement.]

i'm not gonna scratch anyone, promise. it'll be hard but i'll be good

[lol. Rita, good. Suuurree.]

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[requiemshark]

Subtle.
You I like

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[braveoff]

Doesn't matter. It's also sexually transmitted, and the virus is small enough to pass through condoms. You do much more than kissing, your partner's going to catch it.

[text]

[tongueamok]

What is "dtf"?

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[leashed]

What does dtf mean? I am a nonhuman male.

[Rome no.]

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[odinbolt]

DTF? What does that mean?

( She... can sort of hazard a guess but this isn't slang they used on Pulse or Cocoon. )

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[unheeled]

seriously???

[She actually says that out loud. Ugh. She's a lot of things, but she's not her father. She won't force zombieism on anyone. She has some standard.]

thanks for the heads up

[Killjoy. She'll be grateful later. ...and grumpier.]

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[unheeled]

what, nobody before me has used the phones for this?

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[braveoff]

Seriously. It's not a lost cause, though, the gods might be able to do something. I've thought about making a deal myself, I'll go with you.

[ And no sooner than he's sent that text does he see her edit. Uh. ]

...that's not going to cut it. The team I knew working on a cure had infected rats, it hops species too.

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[unheeled]

you have good taste

u human?

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[requiemshark]

last time i checked
guessing you're not?

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[unheeled]

sounds like a plan to me

[And then thag follow-up message. FUCK YOU, VAUGHN.]

holy shit this sucks. fine. i'll keep my hands to myself for now

[Rita......]

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[braveoff]

[ It's a huge relief when she agrees, that she's not going to start an outbreak. ]

Yeah. It sucks a lot but we'll figure something out. The question is probably what we're willing to do for it.

Just be careful how you spin this post, like I told you earlier some people here are very anti-zombie. I've been saying I'm human, just sick with something specific to my world.
The less details you give the better.

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[outofthefire]

What's DTF? And by "strongly prefer," does that mean you'd make an exception for a really hot woman?

[text]

[unheeled]

down to fuck

willing to have sex on short notice

are you?

[evocation]

i haven't seen anyone do it.
usually everyone is too busy like
hallucinating or whatever.

text; private;

[unheeled]

[She wants a zombie plague as much as you do, Drake.]

vague i can do. i'll stick with it being a disease from our world

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[braveoff]

Thanks, Rita. You're rolling with this pretty well.

If you need help with anything else here just ask, yeah? And think about which god you'd be willing to bargain with. Love seems like the obvious choice, but we've got options.

not here

[dedikated]

( popcorn.gif )

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[nonscriptum]

i'm assuming "dtf" is a slang thing but your context clues suggest it has to do with banging

do you usually proposition an entire populace when you show up somewhere new, or...?

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[unheeled]

it means you'd be fine with screwing someone

show me what you look like

[Rita pls. Though in her defense ("defense") she won't pursue him now that she knows this virus is highly contagious. Ugh, what a drag. She'll have to make docwith a pic. Preferably shirtless if he has a humanish body.]

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[unheeled]

wow, youre all too pure for this planet

down to fuck

NOT HERE

[evocation]

[But holy shit is Kyna cracking up and going to screenshot this conversation so she can save it forever. Poor Rome.]