I KNOW. WE'RE DESPERATE HERE. Anything other than this dry-ass dessert where we're stuck being god food.

Yeah, that's putting it mildly. I think he's been reaping for at least eighty years, but that's no excuse to be an asshole.

I know, right? I mean, I'm obviously out of a job here, so I wound up volunteering at the Clinic. It started at first as a middle finger to the whole Reaper thing, but it turns out I like it.