It was rather damp and dark. Mushrooms! [ Snicker of disgust. ]

Need an I HATE RUBE t-shirt? I know a couple of seamstresses. [ Joking, but what an entertaining idea! ]

We had the devil of a time putting out that fire, but at least we didn't have to do it by beating it out with wet burlap sacks. So you're qualified to be a field medic now! Let's hope the Null don't give you a reason to practice your skills again soon.