[Video]

[vocarrah]

So, ah.

Would anyone care to come visit? I can offer a much more...ah, intimate way to get warm. I'm sure you'd know I'm a most gracious host.

Comments

[completelycrazy]

Uh...

[Well, now he doesn't?]

I mean, that sounds like an answer to me.

[bespectacledsnake]

[Semiyon puts on an innocent, almost offended tone]

I have had a long life, Newton. Certainly it is only reasonable that I have had many life experiences.

[completelycrazy]

So, what, are you saying you're pro-threesome?

[He just shrugs, forgetting he's turned off the video option.]

That's, like, too many dicks to keep track of, if you ask me.

[bespectacledsnake]

No

[His voice waivers to indicate that he's not exactly gung-ho about the whole concept]

...It is more that I do not feel it is something that should be ruled out entirely.

[Then a thoughtful pause]

Newton. You are a world renowned scientist...you are telling me you cannot keep track of three mens' genitals?

[completelycrazy]

[Newt lets out an offended screech loud enough that Semiyon can hear it in the next room over.]

Oh my god! Don't frame it like I can't count to three, asshole! I'm saying I prefer to focus my attention on, like, one person, as opposed to having to worry about two! Jeez. Threesomes are all flashy but sex is better when it's one-on-one. It's a focus thing.

[bespectacledsnake]

[Oh he heard it alright, and now he is quietly snickering to himself, though he suppresses it when he speaks]

Well that is not how you phrased it

[completelycrazy]

It's basically what I said! Don't be an idiot, dude! Obviously I didn't mean it literally.

[He's rolling his eyes super hard and that is also probably, somehow, apparent from the next room.]

Go ask this guy yourself if you want a threesome. I'm not gonna wingman for you while I'm trying to get in on this myself.