[Video]

[vocarrah]

So, ah.

Would anyone care to come visit? I can offer a much more...ah, intimate way to get warm. I'm sure you'd know I'm a most gracious host.

Comments

[audio]

[tongueamok]

[Ianchus showed up in his inbox and linked him this. Personally. Given his minimal proficiency with technology, it took Carlisle ten minutes to figure out he was supposed to click the link, and then another three minutes of staring at this post trying to discern exactly what it is Ianchus wants him to see.

Why.]

Ianchus.

[video]

[whip_poor_will]

[Oh, how funny -- of all people to get a booty call connected from their personal inbox, Ravine would be the most unlikely. If she wasn't aware of the joke, that is.]

You realize that I have been neither warm nor cold in quite a few thousands of years, yes?

video.

[wantsnudes]

Is your apartment very cold? I can bring some extra blankets if you are in difficulty.

[hi I have no idea what's going on]

(Audio)

[stonebird]

I suggest you acquire furs. Being intimate will not keep you or your partner warm for long.

video;

[hasitsthorns]

I was wondering who was gonna' do this first.

Nice one.

[vocarrah]

Carlisle.

[Alright, alright, he couldn't resist. Maybe considering their last encounter it wasn't the best, but...Ah, a devil's gotten into him. He blames the cold.]


Wouldn't want you to catch ill, ah?

Re: [video]

[vocarrah]

[He'd considered it only for a second, and he breaks into a wide grin once Ravine responds.]

Exactly. You haven't been cold! I'd that you'd teach me that skill. Ah, and perhaps the trick with the boots.

[vocarrah]

[Oh, Yusuke, you precious child.]

You're always invited over. My apartment is chilly, but it can become quite cozy with multiple people. A, ah, sleepover, I've heard it called?

Video

[vocarrah]

Furs! A wonderful idea. And certainly an exotic experience, I'd imagine. Have you some to spare?

[vocarrah]

I do like to make the most of difficult circumstances.
Well? Will you take me up on the offer?

[tongueamok]

I do have blankets. Furs. Sweaters from when we were last subjected to snowfall. I am positive I will manage.

(cw: underage)

[unphase]

I have a boyfriend. He's not here, but I don't think he'd appreciate me taking you up on your offer.

[vocarrah]

That's quite fair! I'd never think to come between lovers. [And you are a little young for him.]

That said, a room is much warmer with two people. So if you ever need a companion in this frozen wasteland and find yourself near Love's housing, consider it an open invitation, ah?

[unphase]

Good. Because Jo's great, I wouldn't ever want to hurt him.

Really? Can I come over right now? [because her apartment is freezing. if she stays phased, she can avoid the cold, but she has to unphase to eat and sleep and stuff like that]

video

[completelycrazy]

Open invitation, huh? That's bold. You're really willing to let just anyone walk in off the street?

[It bodes well for him if so, but just checking.]

[Private][Audio even though he's literally in the next room]

[bespectacledsnake]

[Semiyon may be bored. And annoyed with this change in their environment.]

Three would be warmer than two.

[Audo]

[bespectacledsnake]

You do not have any particular preferences?

Video

[stonebird]

I might have a few, but I would rather they be used for warmth.

[vocarrah]

What can I say. My adventurousness outweighs my prudence. Or perhaps I simply hate the cold.

[vocarrah]

Well, ah.
Don't be a cunt, I suppose. then again, I'll try everything at least once. [Grin and a wink to the blank screen shows that it's lighthearted, of course.]

[vocarrah]

Mmmm.
Alas, I've nothing material to trade for them. [And he has a feeling that Sansa wouldn't be impressed by his particular well-honed skillset.]

[vocarrah]

I'm glad! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't watch out for you?
You're welcome over anytime, of course. I'm never too busy for you, so don't be shy~

[wantsnudes]

Then I shall come along and make it more cozy, as you say. Will there be others there?

private audio

[completelycrazy]

Oh my god, dude. Have you ever even had a threesome? They're not all they're cracked up to be.

[completelycrazy]

Hey, that's two things we have in common. Rare qualities around here, apparently.

[Judging from the other responses to Ianchus's offer, Hadriel is full of chaste pearl-clutchers. Great. Newt misses Tucker more and more every day.]

Where do you live?