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wanda maximoff ✶ scarlet witch. ([personal profile] scarletcast) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-07-03 10:10 pm

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For those of you who have [ pause, a low hum, ] superpowers. Has this place ever taken them from you?

​​[ A beat. ]

If you wish to speak in person, I will be in the park. In the red jacket.

​​[ She has ways of being completely private, but that's a little invasive and not something to advertise. Anyone heading to the park to speak to her or in the vicinity will see a young woman on a bench, with a thermos full of tea next to her, steam rising off the cup clasped in her hands. ]
skelebro: (ayyyyyy lmao)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2016-07-11 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Like a metaspatiotemporal talent acquired at a certain anchor? Maybe. Possibly. Prying further would probably raise some questions.]

Sounds like a real red flag.
skelebro: (pretty rad dude)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2016-07-11 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aw, c'mon, but that was definitely a laugh. Or near enough to it.]

I believe the word you're looking for is punny.
skelebro: (ayyyyyy lmao)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2016-07-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Woah, hey, I get it. Bad jokes are no laughing matter. In fact, I'm sure in some regions they're considered a form of corporal punishment.
skelebro: (isn't my brother the coolest)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2016-07-12 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Please, do I look like a guy who reads?

[He spreads his arms wide in an exaggerated shrug. Hands empty!]

Besides, books aren't my thing. The pages are too thin, and paper rips too easily. You could say they're [oh no here it comes] tearable.
skelebro: (pretty rad dude)

[personal profile] skelebro 2016-07-13 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mon, you're smiling.

[Sans is laughing, mostly at her reaction. This is priceless.]