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[whichend]

Motherfucking Jamie Lannister jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Dragon mummer bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Dragons and fucking maesters and shit right fucking Rhoynar Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jamie Lannister man

Motherfucking Direwolf you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jamie Lannister

No man i’ll just talk about the Dragon mummers all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Dragon mummers fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jamie Lannister man he fucked over Direwolf crazy Rhoynar Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Dragons i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Dragons all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Dragons who the fuck invented Dragons AEGON TARGARYEN

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[whichend]

Why did you put stars around your arms?

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[skelebro]

IT'S A JOKE. YOU KNOW, LIKE...ARMS, AS IN WEAPONS?

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[whichend]

So when you write in stars things are supposed to be *funny*?

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[skelebro]

THOSE ARE QUOTES, KIDDO.

I KNOW IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN MY TEXTS LOOK LIKE THIS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY A PRETTY FUNNY GUY.

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[whichend]

I see. Your special text makes it hard to see.

then make me laugh.

[ that's a challenge ]

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[skelebro]

ALRIGHT.
KNOCK KNOCK.

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[whichend]

[ she doesn't know she's supposed to say 'who's there'...... ]

That's it? That's not very funny.

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[skelebro]

[Ah, geez, you're killing him here, kid.]

NAH, SEE, THAT'S JUST THE SET-UP. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "WHO'S THERE".

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[whichend]

I see.

Who's there?

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[skelebro]

LETTUCE.

(AND THEN YOU SAY, "LETTUCE WHO?")

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[whichend]

This jape has lots of steps.

Lettuce, who?

1/2

[skelebro]

[skelebro]

GOOD, HUH?

[whichend]

What do those pictures mean?

[skelebro]

[Pictures?

...huh. Well, would you look at that.]

ALRIGHT, TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THE PUNCHLINE WAS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. I'LL TELL YOU IN PERSON SOMETIME.

[whichend]

Most jests are funnier in person, it's true.

[skelebro]

REMIND ME TO TELL YOU THAT ONE IN PERSON SOMETIME. WHEN MY TEXTS AREN'T BEING REPLACED WITH WEIRD PICTURES.

[Overselling his ignorance regarding that writing, maybe? Probably. But she's got no reason to suspect anything, so.]

[whichend]

I shall.

[skelebro]