hadriel | misfire text

Motherfucking Jamie Lannister jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Dragon mummer bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Dragons and fucking maesters and shit right fucking Rhoynar Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jamie Lannister man

Motherfucking Direwolf you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jamie Lannister

No man i’ll just talk about the Dragon mummers all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Dragon mummers fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jamie Lannister man he fucked over Direwolf crazy Rhoynar Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Dragons i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Dragons all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Dragons who the fuck invented Dragons AEGON TARGARYEN

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Very well. Where should I begin? Do you know what either of those creatures are?

Of a sort. Dragons are creatures of myth. Wolves exist, though I have not heard of the term "direwolves."

Direwolves are the sigil of House Stark. They are larger and smarter than ordinary wolves, and far more dangerous.

And House Stark is a notable house in your world?

It is. The Starks used to be kings and queens in the North.

The North of what?

Westeros. The place I used to live.

[ She doesn't say home. ]

How odd. I have not heard of that place before.

It may not be of your world. Where are you from?

London, England

[ wait a minute though, with how bonkers this place is, he might just need to specify. ]

Earth.

That's what I thought. Most people here are from there.

Is London one of your cities?

It is. [ but he's got a NEW question ] Are you saying you aren't from Earth?

[ siiiiigh ]

That's right. I'm from Westeros.

How was I to know Westeros was a planet?

[ hrmmph! ]

What is a planet? Westeros is a land.

Planets are celestial bodies that orbit the sun.

That makes less sense. Are you saying we live on stars? That's not possible.

We live on planets, large spaces of hard rock. The planets move through space, orbiting and circling stars like the sun.

I think you've been listening to your grandmother's stories too much. That doesn't sound real at all.

I'm confident in my beliefs—I simply don't know what to say to convince you of how wrong you are.

What is that supposed to be?

A face with its tongue sticking out at you.

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