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[whichend]

Motherfucking Jamie Lannister jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Dragon mummer bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Dragons and fucking maesters and shit right fucking Rhoynar Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jamie Lannister man

Motherfucking Direwolf you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jamie Lannister

No man i’ll just talk about the Dragon mummers all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Dragon mummers fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jamie Lannister man he fucked over Direwolf crazy Rhoynar Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Dragons i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Dragons all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Dragons who the fuck invented Dragons AEGON TARGARYEN

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[ishotyouuu]

Arya youre scaring me

[whichend]

[ wait now she's tough and scary all of a sudden?? ]

I think I usually scare people. Why say that now?

[ishotyouuu]

did u not see what u just posted to the entire network

[whichend]

[ lmao nope ]

ah

but I didn't write that.

[ishotyouuu]

u got caught by one of those texting snafus that have been going around didnt u

[whichend]

I suppose. But it's not a bad story, except for the mother fucking.

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[skelebro]

YOU ALRIGHT THERE, KID?

[He hates that his texts come out like this now but...nothing for it. Can't do anything about it now.]

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[hotspurred]

Are you possessed?

[Except it comes out in French. Sorry.]

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[pullback]

[ oh hey there weird child. just....ignore this text nonsense, he's trying his best (and maybe if he ignores it, everybody else will ignore it also!). ]

I literally have no idea what you are talking about.

[unitas]

And I thought I cursed a lot. [ you go arya, even though by now she gets that most of the things coming out right now have been tampered with somehow. ]

So, who's this Jamie Lannister? [ and someone invented dragons? Arya, your phone needs help. ]

[unknowable]

Did your phone break or have you just been talking to Ronan too much?

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[whichend]

I'm fine. My glowing box seems to hate Jamie Lannister, however.

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[whichend]

[ what is French?? ]

What does that mean?

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[skelebro]

WHO'S JAIME LANNISTER?

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[whichend]

And I don't know why your words sparkle. So we're both confused.

[whichend]

I've known people who cursed more.

The Kingslayer.

[whichend]

Both, I think.

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[whichend]

[ the Jesse Eisenberg of Westeros, duh ]

The Kingslayer. He and his kin are terrible.

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[skelebro]

ANYONE WITH "SLAYER" IN THEIR TITLE SURE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE YOU WANNA KNOW PERSONALLY, NO.

STILL, SEEMS LIKE KIND OF AN EXPLICIT MESSAGE FOR A KID. UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE SAME THING THE REST OF US HAVE BEEN.

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[pullback]

You mean to say you did not mean to ramble about dragons and "direwolves" like a lunatic?
The sparkles are accidental, by the way. I cannot find a way to turn them off.

[unitas]

Kingslayer, huh? I'm guessing he killed a king, and you really don't like him.

[ unless he's a friend and to further fuck with her, the gods have decided to make him appear like an enemy. ]

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[whichend]

[ especially when their kid kills your father, yup. ]

He and his kind have slain far more than kings.

I'm not much of a child, message or no. But you're right, I don't usually speak like that.

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[whichend]

That is what I mean.

I could ramble about them sensibly, if you're curious.

[whichend]

He and his kin killed far more than that.

And you're right. I hate him.

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[skelebro]

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. CHANCES ARE PEOPLE ARE TOO FUSSED ABOUT THEIR OWN SLIP-UPS TO GET UP IN "ARMS" ABOUT YOURS.