( two separate inboxes? that sounds like some kind of record. ( it might be, for all he knows, but he isn't going to ask questions. ) but even though she isn't looking her usual chipper self, sam has to take a moment to compose himself once he sees the cat filter come through.

because it's fucking adorable. but he doesn't dare say that out loud. even if it wouldn't do much damage, he doesn't particularly want her swatting at him to prove that she's anything but adorable.

but no. there's nothing weird about this conversation. at all. ) Yeah, I found it when I was cleaning up a little while ago. ( he's biting the inside of his cheek so hard to keep from commenting on the cat ears that he's going to taste blood soon, surely. don't do it, sam. don't do it. ) You know you can come by whenever you want. I mean, if it's important that you get it back soon.

( oh no. ) Nice ears.

( oh no. )