[Normally he wouldn't be trying not to laugh right off the bat, but that dog filter looked ridiculous. He's biting his lip while smiling.]

Ah-uhm, nah although I do like books. Bookmen are dedicated to writing down mankind's true history and passing it down to the next generation. So walking talking history books, really.

[Yep, can't hold it in anymore, he's laughing.] And the way your tongue dangles out of your mouth when ya talk is pretty damn funny. [He wipes his left eye.] The video added it somehow, the crown. And 'm guessin' your puppy ears.