[Oh well. Win some lose some. Chris is obviously losing a lot at the moment, since he still hasn't even remembered to put on his glasses.]

So not true. Also what if that's like, someone who's here's hand? Creepy and not cool.

[Just saying, as if that's the main issue here.]

But uh, either way you probably shouldn't like... Leave it there.

[It'll probably start decomposing and wow gross.]