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[iustitiae]

Hello Cave-dwellers.

[Hadrielians? Hadrielites? Eh.]

I'm going to assume, since we have nothing better to do, that you've been paying attention to the wave of people offering up other people's junk. Praise be to our all knowing gods, airing everyone's dirty laundry all over the place or whatever.

[he pauses, quiet as he checks out the thing he's found.]

So this either belonged to a cop or someone with some really freaky tastes, but it appears to be a picture of an old dead guy hacked into pieces?

[this is fine this is absolutely FINE and not triggering in any way whatsoever to connor.]

In the interest of not traumatizing anyone, I'm not going to go flashing it all over the network but if you have reason to believe you're the lucky owner of some dead guy's photo, let me know.

Also - if this is some weird necrophilia kink, please, please keep that to yourself. I'm not usually here for kinkshaming, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.

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[iustitiae]

[that one he laughs at. he definitely walked right into it.]

Present company excepted.

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[skelebro]

Thanks, pal. Means a lot.

[But better not to ask about photographs of dead people. He's already got one of those safely tucked away in his jacket pocket, heh.]

But, uh, yep. This kid I know, they actually send a joke to Hope every day. Gotta admire that dedication, yeah?

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[iustitiae]

Has it done them any good? Like, does Hope respond to them?

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[skelebro]

Far as I can tell, yeah. They even had me help out once.

[The kid had also been dying at the time. As if he'd - as if he could say no to that.]

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[iustitiae]

Cute. [it comes out a little sarcastically, but he actually means it] Good for you guys, keeping the faith.

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[skelebro]

They're a good kid.

[He says it all nonchalant, like he don't have any idea where he stands with them on a single day.]

Anyway. Anything of yours from home I should be lookin' out for?

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[iustitiae]

I dunno what the gods would randomly decide I want. But if you find a picture of a hot nerdy guy he might be mine.

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[skelebro]

Human fella. Noted.

[Sans's facial recognition is fairly decent, considering he's known all of maybe two humans in his entire life. But he's gettin' better at it. Slowly.]

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[iustitiae]

I mean, he's more than just any "human fella," but yeah. More or less.

[aw his feelings are showing]

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[skelebro]

Friend of yours?

[Unless he's bein' real self-aggrandizing here, but Sans don't really got a clue regarding what constitutes conventional standards of beauty in humans.]

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[iustitiae]

Yeah, he's my -- [he kind of stops, falters. the word is just so hard to say, don't you know] boyfriend.

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[skelebro]

Gotcha.

[For what it's worth, Sans doesn't miss a beat. His ex-roommates could get pretty sappy, and one of his closest friends is a lizard who's in love with a fish. And yes, even a lazybones like him can admit that the pair makes an adorable if explosive couple.]

Well, tell ya what. I'll keep an eyesocket out.

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[iustitiae]

Thanks. I mean, not that a picture would make that much of a different. But for what it's worth, I'll keep an eye out for your stray pages.

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[skelebro]

Thanks, pal.

[He almost adds somethin' about maybe not lookin' at 'em too hard, but that'd raise more questions than it'd answer, he thinks, probably. Yeah. Better not.

It'll be fine.

He ends the call there.]