[Chris winces a little when she falls over, leaning closer to the screen as if he might be able to help--or see better, at least--even though it's totally useless. But okay, good, she's apparently fine, and actually--]

Dude, I would never do that to someone; oatmeal and raisin's the worst. But um, yeah, actually; my friend got some cookies as a prize thing awhile ago, and I still have a few. Not a lot, but still.