[Woah, hey, someone get Will a prize for being literally the first human to try and be sensitive about the whole "monster" issue. Seriously, round of applause there, 'cause that ain't easy.

Not that he's, uh, gonna show that he appreciates it.]

Yeah, I ain't real sure if that really counts as sanitary dog food. Hasn't gotten 'em sick yet, but it'd be good to know what to do if they do start lookin' a little green around the gills.