Turing Webber (
turingmachine) wrote in
hadriel2017-01-20 09:55 pm
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How about a little public humiliation?
(At first, when the phone comes on, it's showing a nice view of the ground. Then it lifts, to show a most adorable blue face.
Said adorable face grins in a particularly adorable way. How cute!)
"Hi!"
(Awww... they move out of the way and the device reveals... another them? All tied up? And hanging upside down? Okay that's a bit less cute.)
"See that? That's me!"
(They make no effort to clarify that incredibly bizarre statement. The original Turing appears to currently be unconscious, or at least the robot equivalent of it... though as their double giggles over their situation, they start to come to.
Almost immediately, they begin to struggle.)
"Ah. Wha-what's going on?!"
(Poor confused little robot. The double cackles, before holding up a can of spraypaint for everyone watching this little display to see.
Though not precisely scared, the original Turing looks far from happy about that.)
"I'd tell you what I'm about to do, but you can probably already guess."
(Though momentarily stunned to silence, the original Turing quickly finds their voice again as their double begins to spraypaint them while everyone is watching, mostly to screech a combination of desperate protests and insults about what a jerk their double is.)
Said adorable face grins in a particularly adorable way. How cute!)
"Hi!"
(Awww... they move out of the way and the device reveals... another them? All tied up? And hanging upside down? Okay that's a bit less cute.)
"See that? That's me!"
(They make no effort to clarify that incredibly bizarre statement. The original Turing appears to currently be unconscious, or at least the robot equivalent of it... though as their double giggles over their situation, they start to come to.
Almost immediately, they begin to struggle.)
"Ah. Wha-what's going on?!"
(Poor confused little robot. The double cackles, before holding up a can of spraypaint for everyone watching this little display to see.
Though not precisely scared, the original Turing looks far from happy about that.)
"I'd tell you what I'm about to do, but you can probably already guess."
(Though momentarily stunned to silence, the original Turing quickly finds their voice again as their double begins to spraypaint them while everyone is watching, mostly to screech a combination of desperate protests and insults about what a jerk their double is.)
