001 ☢ Video

[blitzkriegspitz]

[ The video feed flicks on, dimly lit room, lights buzzing in and out of brightness. Looks like whoever is filming the video is in some kind of public rest room? A bar perhaps?

Anyway, after some shuffling and awesomely terrible, Blair Which worthy moving of the camera, the silent cameraman hurries off into one of the cubical stalls, seemingly startled by something approaching. Footsteps are heard from outside the door, the feed focused on the silhouette of something moving past the gap at the bottom of the stall.

The sense of being hunted, hiding and waiting for whatever it was to leave. Then, just when it all seemed quiet and safe-- ]




My fuckin' horror story right there... I hate this place already.

Comments

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[skelebro]

you're tellin me.
now what are you supposed to use to make tickets?

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[blitzkriegspitz]

Tickets for what?
Some kinda low budget peepshow?
& why the hell ya usin up the assroll for that shit?

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[skelebro]

nah, just a regular music concert.
why, what do you use for?

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[blitzkriegspitz]

Sometimes I like to use a whole roll
to choke down the throats of ppl who talk so much shit
they might as well eat outta their ass instead



Its p good for makin spitballs too

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[skelebro]

you seem like a nice fella.

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[blitzkriegspitz]

Nice?
Ya got a strange perspective of ppl there buddy

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[skelebro]

i'm pulling your leg.
it's one of my few virtues.

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[blitzkriegspitz]

virtues huh?
ain't had any of those before
take it youre some kinda comedian then?

you the one who set this prank up cause i gotta say its in bad taste

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[skelebro]

my pranks are notoriously well-thought out and uniformly in good taste.

[Liar.]

so no, this wasn't me.
blame fear.

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[blitzkriegspitz]

if youre all that why dont ya prank fear good and hard
i mean thats how hes fuckin us
give a lil back

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[skelebro]

well now that you've said that, he's gonna be expecting it.
where's the fun in that?