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[ The video feed flicks on, dimly lit room, lights buzzing in and out of brightness. Looks like whoever is filming the video is in some kind of public rest room? A bar perhaps?

Anyway, after some shuffling and awesomely terrible, Blair Which worthy moving of the camera, the silent cameraman hurries off into one of the cubical stalls, seemingly startled by something approaching. Footsteps are heard from outside the door, the feed focused on the silhouette of something moving past the gap at the bottom of the stall.

The sense of being hunted, hiding and waiting for whatever it was to leave. Then, just when it all seemed quiet and safe-- ]

My fuckin' horror story right there... I hate this place already.

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you're tellin me.
now what are you supposed to use to make tickets?

Tickets for what?
Some kinda low budget peepshow?
& why the hell ya usin up the assroll for that shit?

nah, just a regular music concert.
why, what do you use for?

Sometimes I like to use a whole roll
to choke down the throats of ppl who talk so much shit
they might as well eat outta their ass instead

Its p good for makin spitballs too

you seem like a nice fella.

Nice?
Ya got a strange perspective of ppl there buddy

i'm pulling your leg.
it's one of my few virtues.

virtues huh?
ain't had any of those before
take it youre some kinda comedian then?

you the one who set this prank up cause i gotta say its in bad taste

my pranks are notoriously well-thought out and uniformly in good taste.

[Liar.]

so no, this wasn't me.
blame fear.

if youre all that why dont ya prank fear good and hard
i mean thats how hes fuckin us
give a lil back

well now that you've said that, he's gonna be expecting it.
where's the fun in that?

eugh

snerk

[ Hey, I mean, if you're gonna grunt at Heine, he's stubborn as hell... He'll always have the last word or sound or whatever that was. ]

not scary
gross

do ya take everythin so literal
or just shitty jokes

sometimes both and twice at breakfast

I'm not sure if this is just a post or a distress call for someone to bring more toilet paper.

bit of both really

[ Not that he'd ever actually admit to needing help, of course. ]

[ ouuuuuuch ]

Where are you at? I can come throw some at you.

Or find someone you know and kick them your way.

somekinda bar? but i wouldnt wanna be in your debt yano?
you help me out this one time and im expected to owe you favours

yea about that
dont really know anyone just got here

[Okay, okay, she's actually laughing at her phone at this one.]

LMFAO

talk about a shitty situation, huh

yea yea laugh it up asshat
bet you were the one behind this crappy prank huh?

[ Heine isn't amused but at least he can't actually hear you laughing at his misfortune. ]

Oh I wish
I cant take credit for this one

I hope you arent still on the can

think i might just live in this cubical
and yea im still here

[ He's kind of been living in there. Hasn't bothered to find himself an actual apartment yet. Sad, I know. ]

Isnt your ass cold by now???

[#importantquestions]

It kinda went numb about an hour ago

[ He's off the can now, sitting on the lid of the seat, but hey! It's nice having some kind of company. ]

This kind prank happen a lot here?

oh gross dude!!!!

not that i know. your roommates must be.... little shits. [H E H]

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