hadriel | fifth. text (backdated to the 10th).

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fifth. text (backdated to the 10th).

[Shortly after it becomes apparent that the newest crop of arrivals has started trickling in, Mello sends the following network-wide message:]

Those of you who have just arrived would do well to read this. (Attachment: README.txt)

Those of you who aren't new will no doubt have commentary to add, since it's typically known that those who are unable to do things themselves tend to have no trouble criticizing those who can and do.

[Mello's not bitter. YOU'RE bitter.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

H OW DO I
OPEN IT

[jfc why this]

Click on the link to the attachment.

WHAT

Put your finger on the screen where it says README.

IT IS TOO SMALL

Then move your face closer to the screen.

[Obviously.]

NO
MY FINGER IS BIG

Then use a different, smaller finger.

I HAVE LARGE HANDS

I really don't know how to help you with that.

WORTHLESS

[Yeah, well, fuck you too.]

Well, I see you don't have any problem with typing. Maybe if you just apply yourself.

I WILL APPLY MY FIST TO YOUR FACE

If you had any reasonable way of backing up such a ridiculous claim, I might be concerned.

[But probably not really. It's not like Mello's never been punched before, after all.]

MEET ME FACE TO FACE AND SEE

Yeah, I'll be sure to get right on that.

[Not. That's why he's certain there's no real danger posed to him.]

COWARD

"Wisdom consists of knowing how to distinguish the nature of trouble, and in choosing the lesser evil."

[Nice try.]

ARE YOU
QUOTING SOMETHING AT ME

That would be the significance of the quotation marks that I strategically placed around the words.

I AM DONE WITH THIS

The fact that you continue to comment suggests otherwise.

IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO MOCK FROM BEHIND A SCREEN

[Oh look, she found the apostrophe.]

I'm shy.

[He's lying.]

THAT'S CRAP