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[beanstalk]

[ Ugh he hates how HE TURNS AROUND FOR ONE GODDAMN SECOND, and poof, his stupid boss charge is gone. Like, you have no idea how frustrating it is to try and keep track of Tyki Mikk. Well, it helps that the irritation is clear in Kanda's voice when he does speak, though. ]

Would anyone happen to have to seen our dear [ /SARCASM ] Mayor? I've tried searching the spots he tends to frequent when he sneaks away, but he isn't anywhere to be found.

He left some important documents that needed to be signed by midnight, well, unsigned. Any news of his whereabouts is appreciated.

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[unitas]

You really need to start putting him on a leash. We've got some serious pot holes on the 5th and it would be a shame if someone filled them with paint. [ Just being a little bitch. Don't mind her, Kanda. ]

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[beanstalk]

Just as it would be a shame if there was a policeman waiting for you at said pothole, Miss Sharon. [ It's okay, he can totally return the favor with the added bite to his tone. ]

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[unitas]

I bet you I'd have it filled before one even showed up, Kanda. [ lol no respect at all ]

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[beanstalk]

Is that a challenge, Miss Sharon. [ Bitch he will smack you ):< ]

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[unitas]

You like a good challenge, don't you? [ she's just your average everyday street rat who just regularly taunts government officials ]

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[beanstalk]

Of course I do. [ Whereas Kanda is a no-nonsense kind of guy, so kindly don't mind the quiet 'doot doot' that can be heard as he's typing. ]

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[unitas]

I thought so. [ And it's clear she's moving swiftly by the soft rustle of breeze against the microphone. Fill it with paint and run like a bat out of hell.

Or climb into the nearest open building or home and hide out until shit is clear. ]

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[beanstalk]

[ He's almost tempted to also include a note to search the area for her. He's still debating this as he's listening to the rustle from the breeze. ] As you should.

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[unitas]

[ The sound of rustling soon comes to a halt, though her breathing is heavier, clearly having just exerted herself. There was never the sound of a window sliding open or a door clicking but, wherever she is, she sounds confident. ]

Tell the mayor to enjoy the mess for me.

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[beanstalk]

You know I don't have to do that.

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[unitas]

[ Sorry, Kanda. ]