𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎 (
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hadriel2017-08-01 12:14 pm
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[text] there is water at the bottom of the ocean
[Originally, it started out as a well-meaning adventurous foray for personal edification, yadda, yadda, yadda. Time moves so slowly in Hadriel that Nate has been clawing at ways to occupy it, and since he's exhausted the library of any texts that aren't in gibberish it stands to reason he might seek personal fulfillment elsewhere. After waking up with the usual restlessness he considered the wide expanse of lakeside real estate out his window and thought, yeah, a swim sounds nice.
The swim was less than nice.
Several minor explosions and some (honestly) impressive spell-work later sees him soaked to the skin but otherwise unscathed outside of minor lacerations on one arm - there's really only so much you can do when trying to evade a shark with two fucking heads - scribbling quickly in a notebook with the sort of fervor reserved for the truly mad. Lake-adjacent, blessedly on the shore with a towel slung around bare shoulders, he quickly snaps a photograph of his work with his phone and hits SEND TO ALL.
The message is as follows:]
does anyone know what the hell this is
i found it at the bottom of the lake
Attachment: [monster.jpg]
p.s. don't go swimming in the lake
The swim was less than nice.
Several minor explosions and some (honestly) impressive spell-work later sees him soaked to the skin but otherwise unscathed outside of minor lacerations on one arm - there's really only so much you can do when trying to evade a shark with two fucking heads - scribbling quickly in a notebook with the sort of fervor reserved for the truly mad. Lake-adjacent, blessedly on the shore with a towel slung around bare shoulders, he quickly snaps a photograph of his work with his phone and hits SEND TO ALL.
The message is as follows:]
i found it at the bottom of the lake
Attachment: [monster.jpg]
p.s. don't go swimming in the lake
text;
They died for us because they loved us, because they trusted us, and because the Null wanted to destroy them. I regret that every day.
text;
Nate has too many questions and some sanctimonious deity with a love for shellfish and very little grasp on what qualifies as "trust" - and this is serious, coming from a thief - isn't about to set him off a goal.]
why is it not safe enough to bring them back now? what the hell are you waiting for?!
when were the null here before? WHY?
text;
It is not my fault that your companions here have told you none of this.
oh my god i'm so sorry
[Not that he'd entirely trust the authors of those books, anyway. History texts are a little biased.]
i'm no scipio africanus but even i know you're scrambling for reinforcements and it's starting to show, so maybe if you dislodged your celestial head from your equally celestial ass us peons would help out
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no bodies or bones were salvaged, and i sure as hell didn't move them from their final resting places. i was a little preoccupied with not getting eaten by sharks.
[He neglects to mention the three shell fragments he brought up to look at a little more closely, but like...c'mon. Those aren't bones. And you can't leave something shiny in front of him.
Anyway, asking the public for information isn't a crime. Isn't that what Hope just criticized him for not doing? Jesus.]
maybe slap a memorial plaque next to the lake next time you want to get your pants in a bunch, usually if things are marked 'sacred burial ground' people don't go digging it up
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UNLESS YOUR NAME IS NATHAN DRAKE]no subject
Just leave them alone.
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You know.]
tell you what
i'll leave it alone when you stop acting like a sanctimonious dick
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In that case, we have nothing to talk about.
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fine by me