hadriel | [text] there is water at the bottom of the ocean

[Originally, it started out as a well-meaning adventurous foray for personal edification, yadda, yadda, yadda. Time moves so slowly in Hadriel that Nate has been clawing at ways to occupy it, and since he's exhausted the library of any texts that aren't in gibberish it stands to reason he might seek personal fulfillment elsewhere. After waking up with the usual restlessness he considered the wide expanse of lakeside real estate out his window and thought, yeah, a swim sounds nice.

The swim was less than nice.

Several minor explosions and some (honestly) impressive spell-work later sees him soaked to the skin but otherwise unscathed outside of minor lacerations on one arm - there's really only so much you can do when trying to evade a shark with two fucking heads - scribbling quickly in a notebook with the sort of fervor reserved for the truly mad. Lake-adjacent, blessedly on the shore with a towel slung around bare shoulders, he quickly snaps a photograph of his work with his phone and hits SEND TO ALL.

The message is as follows:]

does anyone know what the hell this is
i found it at the bottom of the lake

Attachment: [monster.jpg]

p.s. don't go swimming in the lake

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yeah, no
i get that
just saying not everyone does
for me, getting to be here is time i wouldn't have otherwise so

i get it
i’m sorry

[Nothing like realizing you’re an asshole!!!]

you got nothing to be sorry for, dude
it was my dumbass that got killed in two worlds over

Edited 2017-09-23 12:02 (UTC)

jesus
mind if i ask how?

stabbed in the chest with a poison dagger and kicked out of a highrise

and then a shotgun shot to the chest

[Nate has fallen off of a number of buildings, moving vehicles, and geological formations, has been shot, stabbed, punched and kicked, drugged, and nearly blown up, but he wouldn't wish that on somebody who didn't have his excruciatingly specific brand of luck.

He's almost maybe not the best person to talk to about this, but...]

holy crap

yea
yea. shit's pretty fucked for me.
at least if i kick it here i get brought back

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