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hadriel2017-08-01 12:14 pm
nonscriptum) wrote in hadriel2017-08-01 12:14 pm
[text] there is water at the bottom of the ocean
[Originally, it started out as a well-meaning adventurous foray for personal edification, yadda, yadda, yadda. Time moves so slowly in Hadriel that Nate has been clawing at ways to occupy it, and since he's exhausted the library of any texts that aren't in gibberish it stands to reason he might seek personal fulfillment elsewhere. After waking up with the usual restlessness he considered the wide expanse of lakeside real estate out his window and thought, yeah, a swim sounds nice.
The swim was less than nice.
Several minor explosions and some (honestly) impressive spell-work later sees him soaked to the skin but otherwise unscathed outside of minor lacerations on one arm - there's really only so much you can do when trying to evade a shark with two fucking heads - scribbling quickly in a notebook with the sort of fervor reserved for the truly mad. Lake-adjacent, blessedly on the shore with a towel slung around bare shoulders, he quickly snaps a photograph of his work with his phone and hits SEND TO ALL.
The message is as follows:]
does anyone know what the hell this is
i found it at the bottom of the lake
Attachment: [monster.jpg]
p.s. don't go swimming in the lake
The swim was less than nice.
Several minor explosions and some (honestly) impressive spell-work later sees him soaked to the skin but otherwise unscathed outside of minor lacerations on one arm - there's really only so much you can do when trying to evade a shark with two fucking heads - scribbling quickly in a notebook with the sort of fervor reserved for the truly mad. Lake-adjacent, blessedly on the shore with a towel slung around bare shoulders, he quickly snaps a photograph of his work with his phone and hits SEND TO ALL.
The message is as follows:]
i found it at the bottom of the lake
Attachment: [monster.jpg]
p.s. don't go swimming in the lake
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so i got it at fantasy costco a while back. and its been great for spellwork! maybe not so much for youth outreach, but its still good!
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...what makes a costco a fantasy costco
do they sell enchanted crates of oreos?
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i dunno its called fantasy costco. taako got a pretty cool sword there once. magical items, cheerwine, all the usual supplies. never heard of a NONfantasy costco though, whats that like?
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it's like a big building full of shelves where you buy everything in bulk
cookies, cheese, cheerwine, televisions, aspirin, you name it
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i wish we had one. bulk cheese! the cow power that must go into setting that up huh?
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what more could you want
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WHY?
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you gotta pamper your garden. you gotta cherish it.