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[notimpervious]

Hello, fellow abductees,

It has come to my attention that a number of you do not like Dr. Sweets. I did not like him either when I first met him, so this is understandable.

In an effort to help strengthen his standing within the community, I am requesting that you please state if you do or do not like Dr. Sweets, and why. Please also respond if you are indifferent on him, as more data will allow me to form a more complete and accurate conclusion.

Thank you for your assistance.

Comments

[hornrims]

No, because I don't know this person. I thought scientists could read. Kind of doubting you're one at all. Just saying the word "data" doesn't mean anything.

You stated your intent and then tried to dress it up with credentials you can't prove. C for effort I guess.

[notimpervious]

It seems I skimmed your response in my haste to address the other responses to my request.

Credentials cannot be proved thanks to our captors, but I assure you I possess them.