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hadriel2017-08-13 05:13 pm
armcollector) wrote in hadriel2017-08-13 05:13 pm
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[Magnus starts the video with a friendly wave, grin wide, in the living room of his shared Spire Four apartment. He's apparently in a very good mood.]
Hey! Magnus here. If you haven't met me yet, what's up? You're in for a treat. I'm a delight. Anyway, I've got someone way better than me to introduce to you all! She's kind of shy, but she's a very good girl.
[He turns away from the screen to call whoever she is over.]
Peanut! Hey, Peanut!
[He waits for a couple seconds, then turns back sheepishly.]
She's still learning her name. Hang on. Peanut!
[Suddenly what looks like a black and grey dog covered in way more scales than fur and incredibly large red eyes jumps Magnus and he yelps and laughs, cut off when "Peanut" grabs the phone in her mouth and somehow turns it off.
After a short cut to black, Magnus reappears again, covered in awful scratches. He doesn't seem to mind, though.]
Hey, I got her to calm down! She's super playful. Don't worry, I got her under control now. Look!
[He turns to point the camera at the varren, who is now sitting on the couch looking much calmer than before. The couch, though, happens to have a slash through one of its cushions, and Peanut happens to only be calm because she is currently in the process of chewing through a half-eaten throw pillow.]
Her name's Peanut and she's kind of a handful, but I think it's just 'cause she's young. She's super sweet, though. Man, my roommates are going to love her! Say hi, Peanut!
[Peanut doesn't say hi. Magnus reenters the frame then to take one of her paws and wave it at the camera. She snaps at him and bites his wrist painfully, and he yelps and kicks the phone trying to pull away. Everyone is treated to a final view of the ceiling, the backdrop a series of snarls and shrieks that descend into laughter.]
Hey! Magnus here. If you haven't met me yet, what's up? You're in for a treat. I'm a delight. Anyway, I've got someone way better than me to introduce to you all! She's kind of shy, but she's a very good girl.
[He turns away from the screen to call whoever she is over.]
Peanut! Hey, Peanut!
[He waits for a couple seconds, then turns back sheepishly.]
She's still learning her name. Hang on. Peanut!
[Suddenly what looks like a black and grey dog covered in way more scales than fur and incredibly large red eyes jumps Magnus and he yelps and laughs, cut off when "Peanut" grabs the phone in her mouth and somehow turns it off.
After a short cut to black, Magnus reappears again, covered in awful scratches. He doesn't seem to mind, though.]
Hey, I got her to calm down! She's super playful. Don't worry, I got her under control now. Look!
[He turns to point the camera at the varren, who is now sitting on the couch looking much calmer than before. The couch, though, happens to have a slash through one of its cushions, and Peanut happens to only be calm because she is currently in the process of chewing through a half-eaten throw pillow.]
Her name's Peanut and she's kind of a handful, but I think it's just 'cause she's young. She's super sweet, though. Man, my roommates are going to love her! Say hi, Peanut!
[Peanut doesn't say hi. Magnus reenters the frame then to take one of her paws and wave it at the camera. She snaps at him and bites his wrist painfully, and he yelps and kicks the phone trying to pull away. Everyone is treated to a final view of the ceiling, the backdrop a series of snarls and shrieks that descend into laughter.]
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He's allergic to phone calls and Facetime, though. Sorry Magnus. Doing anything but texting in response would be way too much effort.]
wtf is that?
shes cute tho.
or ok cutes the wrong word. shes ugly as sin but like in a cool way.
whered u get her?
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she's cute in her own way. she's like a bald puppy.
and i got her from the caves. she was separated from her pack i guess.
at least it seemed that way. try as i might i don't speak dog. or... lizard-dog.
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didnt mean to offend ur lizard puppy.
how big is she gonna get when she grows up?
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like, you know how big wolves are?
like that.
she's already got the hunger of a wolf-sized lizard, that's for sure.
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[is he joking???]
thats awesome tho.
whats she eatin?
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but i've mostly been trying to feed her what canned meat stuff i can find from the shops. i guess the gods don't think it's important to stock dog food.
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maybe we can arrange a playdate.
[hE IS DEFINITELY JOKING.]
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i don't think peanut likes other animals much. other than ones like her, probably.
[So. Yeah. As cute it'd be...]
aw man, now i'm imagining her snuggling up to a kitten and dying inside that it will never be true!!!
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noted tho. ill make sure jf steers clear of peanut.
o shit ur prob gonna have to take her on walks and shit huh?
thatll be comical im sure.