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hadriel2017-08-13 05:13 pm
armcollector) wrote in hadriel2017-08-13 05:13 pm
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[Magnus starts the video with a friendly wave, grin wide, in the living room of his shared Spire Four apartment. He's apparently in a very good mood.]
Hey! Magnus here. If you haven't met me yet, what's up? You're in for a treat. I'm a delight. Anyway, I've got someone way better than me to introduce to you all! She's kind of shy, but she's a very good girl.
[He turns away from the screen to call whoever she is over.]
Peanut! Hey, Peanut!
[He waits for a couple seconds, then turns back sheepishly.]
She's still learning her name. Hang on. Peanut!
[Suddenly what looks like a black and grey dog covered in way more scales than fur and incredibly large red eyes jumps Magnus and he yelps and laughs, cut off when "Peanut" grabs the phone in her mouth and somehow turns it off.
After a short cut to black, Magnus reappears again, covered in awful scratches. He doesn't seem to mind, though.]
Hey, I got her to calm down! She's super playful. Don't worry, I got her under control now. Look!
[He turns to point the camera at the varren, who is now sitting on the couch looking much calmer than before. The couch, though, happens to have a slash through one of its cushions, and Peanut happens to only be calm because she is currently in the process of chewing through a half-eaten throw pillow.]
Her name's Peanut and she's kind of a handful, but I think it's just 'cause she's young. She's super sweet, though. Man, my roommates are going to love her! Say hi, Peanut!
[Peanut doesn't say hi. Magnus reenters the frame then to take one of her paws and wave it at the camera. She snaps at him and bites his wrist painfully, and he yelps and kicks the phone trying to pull away. Everyone is treated to a final view of the ceiling, the backdrop a series of snarls and shrieks that descend into laughter.]
Hey! Magnus here. If you haven't met me yet, what's up? You're in for a treat. I'm a delight. Anyway, I've got someone way better than me to introduce to you all! She's kind of shy, but she's a very good girl.
[He turns away from the screen to call whoever she is over.]
Peanut! Hey, Peanut!
[He waits for a couple seconds, then turns back sheepishly.]
She's still learning her name. Hang on. Peanut!
[Suddenly what looks like a black and grey dog covered in way more scales than fur and incredibly large red eyes jumps Magnus and he yelps and laughs, cut off when "Peanut" grabs the phone in her mouth and somehow turns it off.
After a short cut to black, Magnus reappears again, covered in awful scratches. He doesn't seem to mind, though.]
Hey, I got her to calm down! She's super playful. Don't worry, I got her under control now. Look!
[He turns to point the camera at the varren, who is now sitting on the couch looking much calmer than before. The couch, though, happens to have a slash through one of its cushions, and Peanut happens to only be calm because she is currently in the process of chewing through a half-eaten throw pillow.]
Her name's Peanut and she's kind of a handful, but I think it's just 'cause she's young. She's super sweet, though. Man, my roommates are going to love her! Say hi, Peanut!
[Peanut doesn't say hi. Magnus reenters the frame then to take one of her paws and wave it at the camera. She snaps at him and bites his wrist painfully, and he yelps and kicks the phone trying to pull away. Everyone is treated to a final view of the ceiling, the backdrop a series of snarls and shrieks that descend into laughter.]
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[He doesn't know what her species is called, he just knows her name is Peanut and he loves her.]
Anyway, she's plenty dangerous, she's a wild animal. But 100% tamable. Just watch, she'll be indistinguishable from a domesticated dog, just give it a few weeks.
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[But at least Magnus seems confident, so...]
If you're sure. Did you find her in the caves?
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I can't really argue with that.
[A dog would be nice, though he'd... Like one that's a little more fluffy and a little less terrifying.]
I knew someone here who had a wolf, so I guess large and a little scary might just be the only kind of dog available.
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[He wants to play with pets. :c And honestly the people here could use some animal therapy; Hope should really provide them all with bunnies or something.]
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[Magnus nods sagely, like he just laid down some choice wisdom or something.]
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[He's... Only sort of joking.]
I wonder if she'd let people pet him.