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[whip_poor_will]

Hey.

[That's it. That's the post. No tl;dr info-dump, no questionnaire, no nothing.

[Is she doing this social media thing right?]

Comments

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[restinglichface]

sup

[audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

How's it goin'?

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[quacked]

hi

[unitas]

Horse. [ Is this a word game or is Sharon just being sassy? Who really knows these days? ]

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[am_i_a_monster]

Hi.

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[the_fourteenth]

Yes?

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[doctoral_bird]

[ Malkus had been stuck under a bookcase that had fallen on him in the orchard. So he jumped at the chance for conversation as he laid there. ]

finally something i understand

how goes it in your neck of the woods

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[whip_poor_will]

just hanging out.
too much talking here.

u?

[audio]

[whip_poor_will]

Pretty good, all things considered. Everyone's so busy on these things!

[By "these things" she means the network.]

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[whip_poor_will]

why hello there cool cat

[whip_poor_will]

NEIGH

[Word association? Ravine can get into word association!]

[restinglichface]

p noisy wherever you are?
just painting my nails and listening to a dog tear our couch apart

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[whip_poor_will]

And how are you on this fine day?

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[whip_poor_will]

Yes.

Unless you want the answer to be no. Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you.

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[whip_poor_will]

[u ok?]

Everyone here talks too much. I was almost afraid of pushback at the mere suggestion of small talk!

It is well. People don't tend to see me where I go.

[whip_poor_will]

Its always noisy, but I'm used to it

Oh no. Have you tried asking the dog to stop?

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[the_fourteenth]

Sorry, I thought maybe this was meant for someone else? I'm still new to using this sort of phone.

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[am_i_a_monster]

A little freaked out at the idea of someone running around here and cutting throats. But other than that, I'm good. And you?

[restinglichface]

yes and no
apparently it doesn't respond well to threats
also did i mention it isn't an actual dog it's a fucking hell beast sent to chew up all my favorite shoes

[doctoral_bird]

[ no pls send help. ]

people are busy ! maybe they feel they have to rush before the next delightful happenining

like this delightful happenining.

sorry to hear others do not pay you much mind. for what it is worth, i see you !

not literally but in a matter of speech

[armcollector]

hail and well met, my good person.
any plans for the weekend?
is it the weekend? wait, fuck. what month is it?
i'm confusing myself, let's just pretend i never said anything.
any plans for the next couple days?

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[ghostlocked]

lmao. hey.
u up to somethin or just fuckin around?

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[quacked]

whats up hot dog!!!

[whip_poor_will]

That would explain it.

It's that scaley thing that man showed a few days ago isn't it?

I'm pretty certain that's not a dog.

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[whip_poor_will]

Well, that's hardly anything new and exciting -- least of all to this place.

I've been watching.