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[whip_poor_will]

Hey.

[That's it. That's the post. No tl;dr info-dump, no questionnaire, no nothing.

[Is she doing this social media thing right?]

Comments

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[restinglichface]

sup

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[whip_poor_will]

just hanging out.
too much talking here.

u?

[audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

How's it goin'?

[audio]

[whip_poor_will]

Pretty good, all things considered. Everyone's so busy on these things!

[By "these things" she means the network.]

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[quacked]

hi

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[whip_poor_will]

why hello there cool cat

[unitas]

Horse. [ Is this a word game or is Sharon just being sassy? Who really knows these days? ]

[whip_poor_will]

NEIGH

[Word association? Ravine can get into word association!]

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[am_i_a_monster]

Hi.

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[whip_poor_will]

And how are you on this fine day?

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[the_fourteenth]

Yes?

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[whip_poor_will]

Yes.

Unless you want the answer to be no. Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you.

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[doctoral_bird]

[ Malkus had been stuck under a bookcase that had fallen on him in the orchard. So he jumped at the chance for conversation as he laid there. ]

finally something i understand

how goes it in your neck of the woods

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[whip_poor_will]

[u ok?]

Everyone here talks too much. I was almost afraid of pushback at the mere suggestion of small talk!

It is well. People don't tend to see me where I go.

[armcollector]

hail and well met, my good person.
any plans for the weekend?
is it the weekend? wait, fuck. what month is it?
i'm confusing myself, let's just pretend i never said anything.
any plans for the next couple days?

[whip_poor_will]

That depends. I do not think our current situation really operates on the same cycle as Earth.

For those who are from Earth that is.

And no, I don't make plans.

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[ghostlocked]

lmao. hey.
u up to somethin or just fuckin around?

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[whip_poor_will]

Can't it be both?

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[scholiast]

Hplo.

(Oh no wait– ah, it sent. She's still new to using a phone auuguhg)

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[whip_poor_will]

What's up?

[Now this is how you start a civilized conversation!]

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[noctyourking]

Hello?

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[whip_poor_will]

Greetings! Salutations. Good day and yadda yadda yadda.

[eyeofthetiger]

[ what is this post? ]

You do a misfire or something or just that desperate for a conversation?

[ who's the desperate one here considering he's responding ]

[whip_poor_will]

Nay, desperation implies a sense of pitiable hopelessness. I would just like to talk.

[That and she has like no investment in what's going on in the city drama, doot doot doot.]

[survivorsguilt]

[absolutely]

witty retort

[whip_poor_will]

glib reply