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[whip_poor_will]

Hey.

[That's it. That's the post. No tl;dr info-dump, no questionnaire, no nothing.

[Is she doing this social media thing right?]

Comments

[restinglichface]

mind telling mags that? im about two seconds away from banishing them both to another plane of existence

[whip_poor_will]

Have you tried telling him yourself?

[restinglichface]

only a hundred times just today
the thing nearly bit off his hand and he's still calling it his child

[whip_poor_will]

But have you tried telling him 100 times more?
Maybe 200 times this time?

[Ravine, you are not helping.]

[restinglichface]

ha. ha.
spoken like someone who doesn't own a dog trying to dig through the floor into the apartment below us

[whip_poor_will]

You are right. I have never owned a dog.

[restinglichface]

oh you're real funny
i like you.

[whip_poor_will]

Ditto.

[restinglichface]