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[weedbgon]

[ Sup Hadriel, it's ya boy Merle, idly chewing on what is hopefully regular food and not like. A random leaf he decided to pick up. Really depends on the day he's having. ]

Well, I could use a little pick-me-up.

Any of you guys wanna schedule some dance lessons? We can all hang in the park or, or on a rooftop or somethin'. Plenty of space. And I'm a certified dance professor! It's a real-- it's a good outlet! Gotta make sure you keep moving! I always say, you gotta dance every. Day. Good for your health. Good to really get in there and express yourself! Cut a little rug, snooze on the alarm, get real footloose.

And you can take that to the bank, 'cause I'm also a cleric.

[ The amount of times during his pitch that he thinks he should introduce himself by name, ever: 0. ]

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[weedbgon]

I think you mean I'd communicate so effectively that they'd all lay down their arms. Peace across the battlefield!

Then we could get in a surprise attack on 'em.

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[storyseeker]

Or that, yeah.

[No, she definitely meant the first one.]

Why do you have to attack once they've laid down their arms?

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[weedbgon]

Advantage on initiative. I guess we could just all turn into allies by then, though. You got a point.

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[storyseeker]

You'd be surprised what can happen if you give people a chance. Then again, sometimes people are just assholes.

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[weedbgon]

[ Okay see, that first sentence is his favorite flavor of philosophy. Merle likes this one already.

He laughs. ]

Gotta give 'em chances to figure it out either way, so you might as well. What's your name?

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[storyseeker]

Elena Fisher. Not much of a dancer myself.

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[weedbgon]

Are ya sure? I think there's a dancer in everyone! Might not be a good one, but there's always a fun one!

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[storyseeker]

Pretty sure, but I'll consider it.