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[weedbgon]

[ Sup Hadriel, it's ya boy Merle, idly chewing on what is hopefully regular food and not like. A random leaf he decided to pick up. Really depends on the day he's having. ]

Well, I could use a little pick-me-up.

Any of you guys wanna schedule some dance lessons? We can all hang in the park or, or on a rooftop or somethin'. Plenty of space. And I'm a certified dance professor! It's a real-- it's a good outlet! Gotta make sure you keep moving! I always say, you gotta dance every. Day. Good for your health. Good to really get in there and express yourself! Cut a little rug, snooze on the alarm, get real footloose.

And you can take that to the bank, 'cause I'm also a cleric.

[ The amount of times during his pitch that he thinks he should introduce himself by name, ever: 0. ]

Comments

[weedbgon]

By swingin' too hard, usually.

But y'know, I think there's skill and there's luck. Sometimes I got skill, sometimes I got luck! And I got lucky enough to get a year to up my dance skills. It, I guess it was kinda like an infiltration. We all had to live there and everything.

[roseofthetyrells]

Oh. Yes, I suppose that would do it.

That must have been tricky, living in a place without letting on what your true goal was, though I suppose that dance lessons would help. After all, who would suspect someone who is taking lessons of that kind?